Election Week: A Campus Drama in 5 Acts

Welcome to the madness.

Election week on campus is not just series of events, it’s a spectacle. It’s a performance. It’s energy, politics, persuasion, tension, and unexpected alliances wrapped in one chaotic, unforgettable show.

From the moment posters start flooding the faculty and hostel walls to the final scream when results are announced, you’re not just watching something happen. You’re part of it. And in this blog we'll be breaking down the drama of election week in five familiar acts.

Act 1: The Suddenly Friendly Faces

This is when people you haven’t spoken to in two semesters or who just walk past you without even a small wave/ nod of acknowledgement suddenly become very interested in your wellbeing.

“You don’t know me, but I’m Jordan, I’m contesting for President. Can I have a minute of your time?”

Campaign teams are in full swing, and your name has mysteriously ended up on several WhatsApp BCs and groups.

You wonder if it’s genuine interest or just vote-hunting. (Spoiler: It’s not the first one.)

Act 2: Manifestos and Debate

Ah, manifesto or debate night, part drama, part stand-up comedy. Candidates mount the stage with a mix of fire and fear. Every speech starts with “My fellow students…” and ends with “together, we will make this school better!”

Someone says something bold. The crowd roars. Someone else makes an unrealistic promise. The crowd roars even louder. And yes if there’s food or snacks, some people came just for that.

By the end, you’re still not sure who’s serious but you’re very sure who was entertaining.

Act 3: Cold Wars and Campaign Tension

As the days roll on, the pressure gets real. Rumors start flying: “Did you hear that her faculty stopped backing her?” “That guy is backed by SU and their godfathers.” “They’re buying votes.” Campaign teams start throwing subtle shade online, releasing articles that have the worst conspiracy theories.

People start choosing sides and friendships quietly start shaking.

This is the act where the tension is thick enough to cut with a knife.

Act 4: Voting Day (Chaos Meets Conviction)

This is where everything comes to a head.

Some people wake up with a sense of civic responsibility. Others are bribed with food and data. The line at the voting center is long, loud, and full of arguments.

You cast your vote, unsure if it even matters.

Someone tries something funny with the ballot box. Shouting ensues. Voting is paused. Tension rises again.

Then suddenly, voting ends. And the counting begins.

Act 5: The Announcement (Cheers, Tears, and Tweets)

And finally, results are announced. Cheers erupt. Someone is crying. Another person is smiling through the heartbreak. A few people scream: “It was rigged!” Others say, “We told you he would win.”

Screenshots, clapbacks, and subtle shade flood social media. "He said he would be the first, now guess who is the first from the back" "His name na winner, but small election he no fit win"

Some people move on like nothing happened.

And just like that, the drama is over. Until next session.

Final Scene: What Now?

After the show fades and the posters come down, real questions start:

• Will the winners actually do what they promised?

• Will students hold them accountable?

• Will the friendships survive?

• Will you still care about politics, now that the lights are off?

Maybe. Maybe not.

But one thing is certain:

Election week will always be more than just a vote. It’s the one time school feels like a stage, and everyone’s playing a part.